December 2008
86 posts
There should be an entrance exam for tumblr.
allthiscanbeyours:
Seriously. It would weed out all the jessicachus.
Then again, I suppose some days I need a laugh.
Ha ha ha. LOVE YOU.
Today's JA TO DO List
allthiscanbeyours:
oooohindiekid:
juliaallison:
1) Finish Cosmo revise on “Wife Fluffers” piece - due tomorrow 2) Call with [redacted] sponsor to nail down specifics for CES coverage 3) Call with Howcast team to discuss working together on Fashion Week / Valentine’s Day videos 4) Call with Time Out NY editor to finalize column topic for gyms issue 5) Brainstorming for tomorrow’s Time Out...
I put my Facebook profile link here not expecting...
jessicachu:
Guess I was wrong?
And you would think that since I might in some capacity work with a few of you guys in the future?, or interview with you guy?s, that I should detag some of my Facebook photos. But yeah, I’ll pass.
jessicachu:
youngmanhattanite:
Admit it, you are secretly terrified that Julia will get into HBS or StamfordStanford.
I think she will. She prob won’t get high test scores, but (I think?) her resume is pretty impressive. Harvard will like that. And she can write on the University’s newspaper about her sexcapades.
THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR OPINIONS JESSICACHU!! Too bad no one cares! We all...
“My profession is based upon presentation and perception.”
– Julia Allison Question: Doesn’t a prostitute follow the same rules? (via jessicachu)
HEY LOOK JESSICACHU! Are you calling your hero and role model a prostitute? GASP.
Today's JA TO DO List
juliaallison:
1) Finish Cosmo revise on “Wife Fluffers” piece - due tomorrow 2) Call with [redacted] sponsor to nail down specifics for CES coverage 3) Call with Howcast team to discuss working together on Fashion Week / Valentine’s Day videos 4) Call with Time Out NY editor to finalize column topic for gyms issue 5) Brainstorming for tomorrow’s Time Out meeting on February Fashion Week coverage...
This video is the reason why I'm back on the JA... →
trainwrecks:
jgh:
Embarrassment to women everywhere.
Did any part of that make sense? It looked like she hadn’t slept in days, and then she just starts pulling sound bytes out of her ass. No women in their 20s are entrepreneurs? It’s because of biology? They all have kids in school? None of that follows, even if the facts were true, which I’m guessing they’re not at all. It’s funny that she...
Me: I have no shame about anything ever. I'll tell you right now, I'm wearing a fucking santa hat with elf ears and I've been tumbling for about 5 consecutive hours.
Connor: I took the day off work yesterday so that I could read Dune again
LOVE. omg. i'm sorry to be all loving and everything...but seriously. For some reason my heart got all fuzzy and warm!
When a girls gotta be a Mean Girl against herself...
awkwardisawesome:
For most women and girls alike, being a jealous bitch is a natural trait that we have even if we are the most confident street strutter that we know. We have all dated guys or liked a guy and had some skank who was maybe ever so slightly a few clicks above yourself on the hotness level come around and of course your guy thinks she is “awesome” or “a really nice girl.”
While...
allthiscanbeyours:
While we’re on the topic of hair, today I figured out how to curl my hair with my flatiron and I feel very proud of myself. It gave me “beachy waves” just like Glamour magazine UK said it would. It made me very happy. I bounced it around all day.
Wow, I’m pathetic. Need rebound sex. Stat. :(
Probably the best thing I’ve read all week. I don’t know you, but I do...
To the three folks who recommended following JESSICACHU when asked for douchebags to follow on tumblr… THANK YOU! You will definitely get into heaven and get 72 virgins.
Good luck to all the college students taking...
jessicachu:
We should go to the bar when we’re done.
No one wants to drink with you Jessicachu!! Everyone is scared you will give them a disease.
Just got off the phone with a crazy angry man that...
jgh:
feistyred:
feminism and gender equality are garbage because when you get divorced after 24 years of marriage, women have all the rights. And something about his bitch lying ex-wife.
He really had the wrong number.
It was probably a prank call from Web20morons.
Uh oh web - looks like jgh has got it in for you now!! Watch out, she might call you an ugly internet loser…..OH NO!
Mary Rambin: Economic Downturn Edition
thedailyfiona:
Anyone else notice that Fancy Mary has gone country? Where are the $700. YSL platform heels? And the weave? And the colon blow green shakes? She just ate pecan pie.
HA ha ha!
AIM?
havent-got-a-prayer:
I am sort of tempted to get AIM now. But something is holding me back. Not sure what it is. I don’t know. I’m thinking about it.
You probably don’t want it because you will end up being bombarded by like, 100497439 girls claiming to love you and telling you how deep, intelligent and gorgeous you are. Seriously.
Dear Assholrs: I totally appreciate being stripped...
forwhenifeellikesharing:
*glare*
Oh god, it’s the internet, dude. Lighten the fuck up.
jessicachu:
rickyv:
I bet there’s a formula for how drunk a party was, measured in cell phones lost at the venue.
“Dude, how was that last night?”
“Fucking insane. A three phoner. Maybe even a four.”
I usually judge it by how many girls you see kneeling with their heads in the toilet.
That’s because you party with high schoolers apparently.
Consider Me Shocked
Date: December 7, 2008 9:38:00 PM
To: mary@nonsociety.com
Subject: Woodsboro
Wow - I actually grew up in Refugio, TX, about 5 miles from Woodsboro. Make sure you go to Frosty for me! That brings back some memories.
There's a really good sandwich shop called Crofutt's (pronounced Crow Foot's) in Bayside. Homemade bread that is to die for. It's probably a 15 minute drive from Woodsboro.
Hope you're enjoying time with the family.
Reader - I've actually been to both. What a small world!
No, HoBag, it's called the Internet.
I'm beginning to accept that I suck at life.
jessicachu:
Screw it, I’m going to bed. I didn’t finish my quota of a chapter tonight. Night, bitches!
Well at least you’re realizing it now. Too bad you’re so late to the party.
BrianVan and PocketNovel, the Sid and Nancy of... →
(via web20morons)
Be careful webby, BVan might bust out his brass rings and come find us, you know how dangerous the man is. I mean, he went to jail, after all.
I don't get it, what's with the picture of the two... →
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stupidinboston wants to bone that chick’s mom.
