Consider Me Shocked
Date: December 7, 2008 9:38:00 PM
To: mary@nonsociety.com
Subject: Woodsboro
Wow - I actually grew up in Refugio, TX, about 5 miles from Woodsboro. Make sure you go to Frosty for me! That brings back some memories.
There's a really good sandwich shop called Crofutt's (pronounced Crow Foot's) in Bayside. Homemade bread that is to die for. It's probably a 15 minute drive from Woodsboro.
Hope you're enjoying time with the family.
Reader - I've actually been to both. What a small world!
No, HoBag, it's called the Internet.
Dec 8th
How not to chat with stupid
[random person]: I'm shocked you put this out for everyone to have access to.
stupidinboston0: what is that?
[random person]: I'm a total stranger and now I'm talking to you.
stupidinboston0: pedobear?
[random person]: I'm sorry?
stupidinboston0: internet joke
[random person]: I see.
[random person]: Actually, I don't. Geh.
[random person]: Hello.
stupidinboston0: google pedobear =)
[random person]: Hold.
stupidinboston0: pedobear just started following me
stupidinboston0: which is a joke basically
stupidinboston0: so i was making a joke of a joke out of a joke
stupidinboston0: from a meme of a meme
[random person]: "hunts rural and urban enviroments alike, searching for un-suspecting underage humans. "
stupidinboston0: it's a 4chan creation, surely you are aware of 4chan
stupidinboston0: surely you are aware of 4chan
[random person]: googling.
[random person]: Hold.
stupidinboston0: it is the underbelly of the internet
[random person]: "Largest English image board on the web."
stupidinboston0: yes and possibly the most perverted
[random person]: Who has time to sift through this?
[random person]: Perverted?
[random person]: Example please (nothing shockingly offensive).
stupidinboston0: i don't peruse 4chan on a normal basis
[random person]: Give me a seven on a ten-point scale.
stupidinboston0: it can be rather harsh
stupidinboston0: http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html
stupidinboston0: is basically the worst part of 4chan
stupidinboston0: there is all sorts of stuff that goes to 11
[random person]: Understood.
[random person]: I love being innocent.
stupidinboston0: hehe
stupidinboston0: i am well versed in the internet
[random person]: I am not.
stupidinboston0: i have used it since before it began
[random person]: If that's not clear.
stupidinboston0: so, i know about most everything on it
[random person]: Um, don't be a douche.
stupidinboston0: i wasn't?
[random person]: You were???
Who the hell were you talking to? Sounds like the biggest dumb ass ever!
Dec 6th